Joke

A farmer was very frustrated that his cow and bull refuses to mate with each other. As hard as he tries and many unsuccessful methods later, he decided to ask his good pal, who owns a bustling cow ranch down the road for advice.

"Howdya get your cows and bulls to have a go at each other?"

"Simple! All you need to do is to stick your fingers into the *YouKnowWhere* of the cow and rub the wetness on the nose of the bull! It will drive it wild with desire for the cow."

So the farmer went back to his place, stick his fingers in and went over to rub the wetness onto the bull's nose. BOING!!! The bull was so aroused immediately and galloped over to the cow and mated with her. The farmer was so astonished.

At dead of the night, when his wife was fast asleep, he was still thinking about the reaction of the bull and the cow. He decided to try it to see if it has any effect on him. He slipped his fingers under his wife's nighties, reaching into her *YouKnowWhere*. Feeling it nice, warm and wet, he rub it onto his nose and BOING!!! he got a hard-on!!!

Quickly he woke his wife and said:

"Look Margy!"

The wife flipped over to her side, turned on the bedside lamp, looked at her husband and said:

"You woke me up at 3am to show me a nose bleed?!"



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Most post coming up later...now lazy to upload photos...hehe...