Why?

Why do the sun lighten our hair but darkens our skin?

Why women cant put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why dont you ever see headlines "Psychic wins lottery"

Why is "Abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "Practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavors, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of the day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those 2 damn mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why dont they make the whole plane out of that stuff!?

Why dont sheep shrink when it rains?


Why so many questions?