Mouth Diarrhea And Its Way Of Life...

Have you ever encountered some people that just cant keep their lips together?? Its like they will get high when they vibrate that extremely short tonsils of theirs...something as simple as "I just got this thing done..." can turn into..."I got this thing done, and this thing happened, i replied that way, lucky I was around...if not that thing would happen...So in future this thing will not happen again cause I did that...yadda yadda yadda yadda...."

When you say something...He/she definitely will have some unnecessary comments...when i say unnecessary comments...its not like something of provocative nature...its something totally redundant..."Wow...they are selling golf clubs at 50% discount in the papers...(small talks)" (*note: group in conversation doesnt even play golf..the sentence was just a simple remark...) "Do you know that typically, a driver will go 20 yards or so farther than a 3-wood, which will go about 20 yards farther than a 5-wood. A 5-wood is roughly equivalent to a 2-iron in distance..." (*note: he/she doesnt play golf too...probably got this info from eavesdropping other people's conversation when he/she is drinking coffee from a cafe...)


When we talk about work..."You see that time...someone did it this way...remember?? He made it look successful...Just like what I did previously..." or worse...even "You see that time...someone did it this way...remember?? He totally screw up that whole thing...I saw even worse ones...like the other time...bla bla bla bla bla bla"



Sometimes I wonder...do they ever realize that they are not farting when they're awake?? The mouth is not stopping long enough for the pressure to build up...Are they so thick skulled to even notice that people are not interested to hear what he/she has to comment...Or even waste that energy to reply him/her...


I wonder what is the reason behind all this attention seeking moves...Or are they so accustomed to their self-indulgence of self-praises and know-it-all "wisdoms"..It has become their way of life...Empty barrels DO make the most noise!!



Motto Of “ 万事通 ” And “ 落粪嘴 ”

"To Irritate people to the point that people wont dare to irritate me."



Above words written in mandarin is
"Ban Si Tong" (Read In Hokkien) and "Lao Sai Chui" (Also In Hokkien)

Ban Si Tong: Know-it-all
Lao Sai Chui: Diarrhea Mouth