Friday, 21 December 2007

Foreign Talent Or Foreign Nuisance??

Almost got into a fight on Wednesday night with an Ang Mor at one of the pub...What happened was...this Ang Mor was playing pool with a local...when it was the local's turn to cue...he hit his own ball first (not his OWN balls...) and the ball went in..but at the same time causing one of the Ang Mor's ball to pocket too...For those of you that goes pub to play pool...you all should know...this is not a foul..but that Ang Mor insisted its a foul and grab the cue ball in hand...the local became unhappy...so played anyhow...after a few turns...I heard the Ang Mor raising his voice and ask the local "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU??"

WAH!! what the fuck are you leh!! knn...come to our country and ask us what the fuck are we leh!!! Nevermind...We kept quiet at 1st...and when in the end the local won...a few of us were clapping and cheering for that guy...the Ang Mor straight away stood up and looked at me asking why am I cheering for his winning...bla bla bla...so the commotion broke out...and he even dare to ask us out to settle outside...knn...ccb cb cb cb cb cb cb cb cb!!

If not for our friends and pub owners stopping us...i bet that stupid ang mor would have been taught a lesson...


Yes...they might be highly educated and they got the money to boost our economy...but they are also one of the main culprit of those unnecessary fights and molests and many many other crimes...


Look at this video...that ang mor even hit female!!! What can we do about it?? Its seriously becoming worse...latest one is the Navy Sailor hitting a Manager...Wah...they really think we Singaporeans are "What The Fuck Are You" ah??


“ 打你个小人头,
等你有气一直漏。
打你只小人手,
等你有手不中用。
打你只小人脚,
等你有脚没得跑.
打你的小人身,
痛苦悲哀跟一生.
打你张小人嘴,
每当口渴没有水。”

Wednesday, 19 December 2007

Mouth Diarrhea And Its Way Of Life...

Have you ever encountered some people that just cant keep their lips together?? Its like they will get high when they vibrate that extremely short tonsils of theirs...something as simple as "I just got this thing done..." can turn into..."I got this thing done, and this thing happened, i replied that way, lucky I was around...if not that thing would happen...So in future this thing will not happen again cause I did that...yadda yadda yadda yadda...."

When you say something...He/she definitely will have some unnecessary comments...when i say unnecessary comments...its not like something of provocative nature...its something totally redundant..."Wow...they are selling golf clubs at 50% discount in the papers...(small talks)" (*note: group in conversation doesnt even play golf..the sentence was just a simple remark...) "Do you know that typically, a driver will go 20 yards or so farther than a 3-wood, which will go about 20 yards farther than a 5-wood. A 5-wood is roughly equivalent to a 2-iron in distance..." (*note: he/she doesnt play golf too...probably got this info from eavesdropping other people's conversation when he/she is drinking coffee from a cafe...)


When we talk about work..."You see that time...someone did it this way...remember?? He made it look successful...Just like what I did previously..." or worse...even "You see that time...someone did it this way...remember?? He totally screw up that whole thing...I saw even worse ones...like the other time...bla bla bla bla bla bla"



Sometimes I wonder...do they ever realize that they are not farting when they're awake?? The mouth is not stopping long enough for the pressure to build up...Are they so thick skulled to even notice that people are not interested to hear what he/she has to comment...Or even waste that energy to reply him/her...


I wonder what is the reason behind all this attention seeking moves...Or are they so accustomed to their self-indulgence of self-praises and know-it-all "wisdoms"..It has become their way of life...Empty barrels DO make the most noise!!



Motto Of “ 万事通 ” And “ 落粪嘴 ”

"To Irritate people to the point that people wont dare to irritate me."



Above words written in mandarin is
"Ban Si Tong" (Read In Hokkien) and "Lao Sai Chui" (Also In Hokkien)

Ban Si Tong: Know-it-all
Lao Sai Chui: Diarrhea Mouth

Thursday, 13 December 2007

Festive Season

Its that time of the year again...Orchard Road filled with Christmas lightings...some of the houses are decorated with Xmas tree...the few age old Xmas carols remixed in ways more than both your fingers and toes can add up together...millions of people were saving up their leave just for this period where they can burn a big hole in their pocket buying gifts and celebrating...


I used to like this period of time...but somehow...it doesnt appeal to me anymore...can anyone tell me the reason why??


I think one of the reason is because there isnt a special someone for me to look forward to to spend this festive season with...No doubt I will definitely celebrate with my group of friends...but i guess it still make some difference when theres a special someone to spend it with...dont you agree with me?? =)



Oh well...Que Sara Sara~~




Jingle Bells~~Jingle Bells~~

Tuesday, 11 December 2007

Back

Im back...after so long...recently alot of things happened...for those who know me will know what happened...it made me wonder what the heck was wrong...think its quite obvious...the past 7 months was a total screw up...now...going to an end for year 2007...2008 will be a new start...hopefully history will not repeat itself yet again...I will update soon...Take Care Everyone...Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!!

Thursday, 3 May 2007

My Car Is Here!!

Went to collect my car on Wednesday...Remus (My agent) called me up around 1700hrs asking me to go down to Pandan Gardens to collect my car!! hehe...went down and he ran me through on all the car stuff...My new ride is goooooooood!!!!!!!




My Car Key!!


The 02-0360 means its made in Feb and im the number 360th Car


New 3 Spokes Steering Wheels


Sony Sound System That Comes With USB Port for plugging in of Thumbdrive.


Lancer!!


Black Leather Seats


Front View


Side View


Sports Rims


Back View


Felt soooooo goood!!!! wooooooooooohooooooooooooooo!!! next is sound system, bodykit maybe...hehe...

Wednesday, 2 May 2007

路发了,惨了。。。

I got my registration number on monday...number is SGU 682M...

SGU - SuGU (Silly in teochew)

682 - 路发了 (Road Rich Liao = LTA Rich Liao = My Summons Pay Till Siao)




完蛋了。。。



But I still like the number anyway!!!

*ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR*

Tuesday, 1 May 2007

Happy Labour Day





Happy Labour Day To Everyone!!!

Sunday, 29 April 2007

电屋之夜

Saturday was spent at Powerhouse...finally can finish our balance bottle...it took us 3 times to finish that bottle...kaoz...hopefully we wont have to go back again...somehow...it just doesnt appeal to me...the crowd...the music...the ambience...nothing leh...but why is everyone flocking towards there?? So they can be seen appearing in the "Hippest Club" in town and thus look hippy?? Or issit because alot of rich people there...girls hoping to 钓个金龟婿...guys...hoping to hook up a sugar mummy that can buy him a convertible?? hehe...Or issit bcos the Sly is there performing?? I guess i wont know...cos i definitely dont fall in any of that category...

Well...we went there is because its Dawei's Birthday...HAPPY 23RD BIRTHDAY BRO!!!
He and Eve never go before mah...so go there to see whats it like...hmmm..seems like they are saying the same thing..."Never to come back again..."

We'll see...cos I said the same thing the 1st time i went to Dragonfly...and yesterday is the 4th time im at St James Power Sation...not that i like to go there...just that somehow I have to go for 1 reason or another...


We reached at 12am...and left around 2 plus...went to Lau Pa Sat for supper then went home...its was a rainy night...

I never felt so good for sucha long time liao...know why??
Cos I was still walking straight when I reached home...Not a tad tipsy...hiak hiak...

Friday, 27 April 2007

Its Finally Coming!!!

My car is finally coming!!! estimated is next Friday or Saturday...If not is the following week...woooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!





I've waited for 4 years since i 1st got my driving licence...im finally getting my very own car...


Model: Lancer 1.6 GLX 5M/T Black Interior

Body Colour: Solid White

Upgrade: 15" Sports Rims, Leather Seats, Security System, Reverse Sensor, Keyless Entry System (Hopefully $200 worth of Ralliart Vouchers)


Cant wait to go collect my car!!!

Tuesday, 24 April 2007

Busy Week

Was busy the whole week in preparation for my unit's event...Engineers' Anniversary Parade...The photos are taken on the actual day...


People coming in to view the parade...


View of Merlion and Fullerton from the Marina Floating Platform...


Benjamin Sheares Bridge...


Contingent Marching In...


Contingent Formed Up...


Inspection By Chief Engineer Officer...


Our Control Room...


Entrance of the M3G...


Sprinter...


Pyrotechnics were used...


People going down to form the "Castle"...


Still Forming...


Again...


Almost...


Almost...


Just A Little Bit More...


Not Yet??


Minister For Defence Mr Teo is on the Center Front...


Final Shot...


After the event...we had a mini celebration of our own inside the store itself...it was tiring...but I like the feeling of finishing the whole thing without any screw up...Kudos my men!!

Tuesday, 17 April 2007

Hooters Night & Drinking Session...

We had a Unit Cohesion Event at Hooters on 17th April...It wasnt much fun...but we got thru it without much trouble...maybe cos of the ladies there huh...The ladies standard dropped significantly since the last time we went...now most of them are filipinos and only 1 or 2 are locals...hmmmm...I wonder why...maybe singapore girls arent too open about the idea of having to wear butt baring shorts and low cutting sleeveless...or its just that they dont have the assets to show?? so rather keep it to themselves?? hehe...i believe there are quite a few of well endowed ladies out there...but why bother flouting their assets when they can do better stuff like work in offices with normal working hours...anyway...its all in ones perspective i say...



Jerrick my man showing off his erm...skills....






Nah...Flatter Also No Use...


After Hooters we went to Brewerkz so have a short drink...



The shot glasses used for testing beer...


These are only the few kinds of beer thats more popular...the other menu got alot more!!


Our orders...






Act Only...


He also another act only...


Act somemore...


Acting also??


Johnson & Me...


交杯酒。。。


After Brewerkz...we went down to Colour Zone to finish up our drinks and opened another bottle...sigh...


This was the last picture taken...Got drunk after that...hehe...