Language Tools???

Just now was trying out the google language tools

It actually gave me a very funny translation...I typed "I Miss You" in the box and try to translate into French...Its returned me with "je m'ennuie de toi"...I copied the french sentence...pasted back into the box...and translated it from french to english...it came out... "I am bored of you"...

Tried it with other language...

Japanese - 私は逃す - "I Let Escape"

Italian - li manco - "I Lack Them"


In conclusion...dont trust google translation tool...use the conventional method...study...

Things We Can Learn From A Dog.

Do you realise how much we can learn from a dog??

• When loved ones come, always run to greet them.
• Run, romp and play daily.
• Never pretend to be something you are not
• If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
• When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
• Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
• Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
• No matter how often you are critisized, dont buy into the guilt thing and pout.
• Run right back and make friends.
• BE LOYAL!!

Looks like we have to learn more from them huh...

Why Men Are Happier?

Happened to come to this blogger Elvina website...her latest post is quite amusing...decided to share with you all..

Why Men Are Happier

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never get pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Hell, you can wear NO shirt
to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have
to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress: $5000.00. Tux rental: $100.00.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is not only appreciated by your friends, but practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.

Men does the weirdest stuff...

Heard a very funny story this morning on radio...

Theres a guy in Germany, Berlin...aged 43...had just been divorced and the wife wants half of what he owns...this guy...did something weird out of anger or whatever...i dunno...maybe to spite his ex-wife?? Guess what he did...

Well...he measured the length of the summer house they both owned together...its 8m long and 6 m wide...and then moved on to get a chainsaw out and cut the wooden summer house into half...

"The man said he was just taking his due..." said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased."

After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house where he has since been staying.

Alamak...what he want to do with half the house?? hehe...lucky they got no kid or pet..if not how?? jia lat...the man gonna split them up too??



Around the world...theres this survey done...

"What men most want to do on their 1st date?"

Reports shown...77% of men...wanna help her with her coat...see??
Men arent that bad eh?? hehe...abit weird though...


Whole Of last weekend was drinking...

Friday was at Toxxic with a whole bunch of friends...Jinglong finally has a girlfriend...congrats!!
Lets see who was there...

Johnson & Huiwen
Guorong & Amanda
Jinglong & Fanny
Junwei & Charmaine
Annhui & GF (sorry ah...dunno ur name...)
Ho Fai
Wong & Wife (Also dunno name...)



Sigh...among there...im the only single guy there (Ho fai is attached..Just that his gf is not around...)

I was drunk yet again...kaoz...


Saturday went in for lunch and then went for movie with Pauline...Sorry for making u wait from 5 to 7...hee...and sorry for being the cause of your heavy shopping...hehe...for those that haven watch "Music & Lyrics" yet...please go watch it...its very nice!! Very funny...and the song is good!!

After the show we went to have seafood at Jumbo Riverwalk...the crab is damn damn damn BIG!!!!!!! dinner ended...we went to Toxxic again...Vincent, Sini, Pauline & Me...I almost got drunk again...lucky i managed to compose myself...but somehow i still became lobster...




Sunday went to East Coast with Vincent & Sini...The food was really good...we had Wanton Mee, Sambal Sting Ray, Rojak, Garlic Butter Prawns & Cockles...everything is nice...except for the cockles...not clean...but overall not bad...

After dinner we went to Blue Blaze Pub for a little drink...yet again...3 of us...1 barrel...then we played Truth Or Dare...quite awkward i say...eventually we ended up asking all the sexual questions...some are quite sensitive...making everyone feel uncomfortable...so we stopped...played until 12 plus...then go home liao...

This week go where do what leh??

DYRWMTMO??

CNY Photos & Donald's 3rd Year Photo

Here are some photos taken from my sister's blog

Its taken from CNY & Donald's Birthday Gathering...

I din manage to take any photos cos i was busy playing MJ...hehe...



Its been so many years since we had a little family MJ...




We were so engrossed in the game...people have to come to our table to give out Ang Bao...haha...


We get very "serious"


Nah...We're still friendly!!


Octopus Mummy!!


Toria...Mummy's Lucky Charm...


Look how crazy this mummy can get when she just won 1 round...1 tai only somemore!! hehe!!


At Donald's Birthday Gathering...


This is my present for Donald...He kept asking me to help him set up the track...


Figuring out how to fix the whole thing...



Today dont know what happened...suddenly have a craving for hard boiled eggs with dark soy sauce...took out 5 eggs and cooked it...finished it all...well not all...left 1 egg yolk...gave it to Magic...he seemed to like it though...

Argh!! My house is still in a mess!!! Anyone got Monica's disease?? (Monica from FRIENDS) You can come have your little party in my house...Im more than welcome!!

Ok...tomorrow is Friday liao...hopefully things will turn out better...and please...cough please go away... =)


Why no one suggest name wan?? i know its a bit too late lah...but i can start to change into something now mah...suggestions please!!


Oh...Recently...Magic is sooooooo Manja...keep coming to me asking for a pat or sayang...if i ignore him...he'll whine...haha...so funny...


He will do this when he wants my attention...

Wikipedia

I was so bored...decided to surf around in Wikipedia...check out what my name meant...guess what...

Jeffrey: A British slang for £2,000...

Pang: A spasm of pain or distress

so in conclusion...Jeffrey Pang means £2,000 worth of pain and/or distress...


Watching FRIENDS always make my mood better..i never get sick of watching it over and over again...

I like the closeness they have and how they can joke about everything...make fun of each other...and they're just so funny!!!

oh...anyway...went back to visit my mum on sunday...everything went well...guess we could make it a monthly thing to go visit together!! a monthly family gathering!!! hee...

Saturday how?? whats the plan??



Oh...and i was thinking...after sooo long...then i realised...i shouldnt have put my real name in the blogging world...its too much privacy disclosed...I need a "Pen" name...suggestions please...

something thats suits me...like...Handsome Man?? Yan Dao?? Charmer?? Smooth Talker?? oh...i know i know...I can use this as my nick...

HandsomeYetHumbleFunnyYetEmpathaticSensitiveYetSensibleTotalSNAG...


A tad too long?? or just one word?? Will "Liar" do??

Weekday

Its wednesday today...mid week...its getting kinda sian...mood suddenly gone bad...


Forced to move on doesnt feel good...i really wanna stay...i wanna do more...but i know i cant...reality sure hurts...


tmd...i shouldnt have mixed the new clothes with the old ones in the washing machine...now i got gay briefs...



It was originally white....


Can someone be my mood lifter??

Dog Abuse 2

Just finished reading the news about the bite and the beating...the guy's fiance is the sister of the dog's owner....she was feeding the dog when he snapped...well...this is a dog's natural reaction...to protect his own food...especially when its not his owner...the owner should have trained the dog not to feel uncomfortable with people around when he's eating...this i say is the owner's fault...even so...Pam (Its his surname) shouldnt have taken things in his own hands...cant he tell his future brother in-law?? and since u know the dog has a tendency to snap (report stated that the husky has bitten the owner's mum before)...you shouldnt have gotten near it when he's eating what...

Saw the photo of the injured dog from the newspaper...he was casted...lying down...poor thing...

Pam was fined $3k as i've said earlier and he gotta pay $2400 in instalments for the medical expense...where got enough?!?!?!


This incident happened last year...i hope by now the husky (Chewie) has fully recovered...please dont snap again ok?? Owners...please train your dog to feel comfortable with people around when he's eating...it can be done wan...trust me...