Sunday, 17 September 2006

Update

Previous post taken down to prevent further unhappiness. Thanks To All who gave compliments and Sorry to All who were unhappy with my action. Im just doing what i felt was right. Take Care and Bye.



Thursday, 14 September 2006

Incident Of The Day

Sorry for the lack of updates for the past 2 weeks...Always been wanting to write...but my hands are just not listening...he hates typing and posting...tmd...hehe...


Something happened today...around 7 pm...We were at Clementi Station on our way back...the west-bound towards Boon lay train still left 2-3 mins...we were standing near this Chinese Malaysian Couple (Actually is me wanting to stand near them cos they were quarrelling, I wanna hear what they quarrelling about, Kaypoh abit) That guy was begging the whole time and the lady kept saying "不要碰我!!" Apprently they were a couple in the process of breaking up...


At the back of my mind i have this very strong feeling that this guy will do something stupid...and the next thing i know...HE DRAGGED HER BY HER ARMS AND TRIED TO PUSH HER DOWN ONTO THE TRACKWAY!!! The 1st time she managed to get her footing and did not fall...HE PUSHED HER AGAIN!!! CAUSING HER TO LITERALLY FLY DOWN ONTO THE MIDDLE OF THE TRACKWAY!!! People were panicking and ladies were screaming...theres this lifeguard uncle who tried to wave to the approaching train to get the train to stop...some tried to push the emergency button...the lady who was on the trackway was lucky she wasnt stuck and quickly stand up and cross over to the OTHER side of the trackway (which by the way is only a railing and at least 3 storeys high..) no one saw whether she succeeded in saving herself...I was stunned...fucking stunned...


Next thing i know...i looked at that guy...he was walking away...everyone else was looking at him...PUA CHEE BYE!! NO ONE DARED TO STOP HIM!!! KAN NI NA BU!! I quickly asked her to hold onto my laptop and gave chase...when i was nearing him...then i realised another guy also following him asking him to stop...he did not listen to him...continue to walk picking his pace...he tried to enter the same train...but was pulled out by that lifeguard...then he swung that lifeguard away...At the point of time...i din know how else can i stop him...so i punched him hardly...this started the fight...we fought...punches flew...i was fucking furious liao...punched like there was no tomorrow...in the end he stopped and stood there...thats when an NS police officer in civilian (was off duty at that time) and that lifeguard pinned him down...at that point of time...i was fucking mad at him for pushing that lady down...i kicked his face twice like a soccerball...but too bad...i dont play soccer...i missed...FUCKING PUA CHEE BYE!!! i was told not to hit him anymore...in the end...i armlocked him cos he was still struggling...


When we let him up to sit on a chair...he even told that NS Police Officer that he did not mean it and it was meant to scare her only...but he din know how to control his strength thats why she fell...FUCK YOU!!!! I SAW U FUCKING PUSHED HER TWICE!!!!! Alot of passenger was crowding around...alot of times he tried to escape...lucky by then...alot of people were standing around liao...theres this one indian guy also gave him a punch in his face...


The lady was safe and sound in the end..suffered some minor bruises and scratches...she was led away by an ambulance...policemen came...IOs came...photographers came...etc etc...a few of the police officers said i saved a life...well...in actual fact...i did not...i merely subdue a guy who tried to kill and escape...you this bloody pua chee bye fucker...


Policemen and IOs told me...he'll most likely be charged for attempting murder...this will put him behind bars for at least 10 years...LAN JIAO!!! HE OUGHT TO BE HANGED!!!! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! I HOPE YOU GET ASS FUCKED FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS IN JAIL!!!


After our statements were taken down...there were a whole bunch of reporters crowding outside (we were in the SMRT Staff area which was restricted to them)...We were given a choice to go out from the front or go by the backdoor...we chose the latter...cos we dont wanna seem like we are attention seekers...if its one interviewer...might still consider...siao...whole bunch...dont want...but come to think of it...isnt it a good thing if i go up front for the interview?? Next day newspaper headline will be saying:


"Brave Act Of SAF Regular That Subdued A Man Who Tried To Kill!! Civil Servant'S Image Upheld!!"


My Career sure smooth sailing...hahaha...dream on Jeff...Dream on...Even up till now...my hands still shaking...Fucking Traumatized By this incident...i need to play some Mahjong to get back my nerves...Anyone?? Whatever the case...Im proud to be the hero of the day...got people know me or not nvm...become famous or not nvm...I know it in my heart can liao...one thing that i regretted...is...cb..not hitting him more...i should have continue to kick his face...punched him...FUCK!!! I SHOULD HAVE USED SOMETHING HARD TO FUCKING HIT HIS FUCKING BRAINLESS HEAD!!!






Was injured during the fight...but nothing compared to the poor lady that was traumatized by this incident (*update: The lady told the newspaper she wasnt at all traumatized and had a good night sleep after that...)




Friday, 1 September 2006

Count Your Blessings

Sorry for the delay in updates...Recently nothing much happening...Work, Home, Sick, Home, MJ, Cooking...Sometimes I really feel like breaking out of this routine life...But thing dont usually go the way you want...So I guess I have to make do with what I have...



Was thinking why was people are always thinking of what they dont have and what they should deserve to have...but they always overlook the "what they have" part?? For example, I always talk about I dont have enough money to spend...I should have a car...I should have a better paying job...I dont have nice looks..etc etc...But did I realise that, Why dont I have enough money to spend?? Cos I've been enjoying myself on spending...Why dont I have a car?? Cos I have 2 working legs to keep me walking...Why dont I have a better paying job?? Well, some others dont even have a job to start with!! So today, I take sometime to sit down and count my blessings...

1. I have a roof over my head to shield me away from rain and shine.
2. I have an income to support myself.
3. I have a healthy body as compared to those.
4. I have a working brain to.
5. I dont look as bad/nasty as some.
6. Im not that tall, that means I help to save the planet on less material used for clothings.
7. I have a sense of humour to keep others entertained when they're down.
8. I have the sensitivity to feel for others.
9. I get well soon after my illness.
10. I know how to take care of myself.
11. I know how to take care of others.
12. I get to learn new stuff everyday.
13. I have Acerbelle to surf the net.
14. I stay in a country where I know I can walk around in the middle of the night feeling safe.
15. I have voices to shout at people.
16. I have a dream/ambition.
17. I know at least 3 spoken languages. Trilingual??
18. I have bonus every year, 3 times per year.
19. I have a pet dog to accompany me when Im alone.
20. I have a life to live.
21. I AM HAPPY!!!


I have much more to list down...But I will stop at 21 cos I like this number. When did you last count your blessings?? List it down now and feel good with what YOU HAVE now...Enjoy being happy!!



Things To Do This Weekend

1. Bathe Magic.
2. Clean The House.
3. Mahjong!!!
4. Go For The Comex @ Expo.
5. Bring Magic Out For A Walk.
6. Do Laundry.
7. Cook Something.
8. Watch DVD.
9. Surf The Net.
10. Rest.
11. Play PS2
12. HAVE FUN!!!


What about you?? What do you plan to do this weekend?? Whatever you planned...Enjoy it!! Have a great weekend ahead peeps!!!

Oh before I forget...Today is Teachers' Day!! I would like to say a very Happy Teachers' Day To all the teachers out there!! April, Aileen, Lian, Trish, Mr Jerome Tan, etc etc...You people are the Idols of young hearts. Im proud of you all!!


HAPPY TEACHERS' DAY!!!!!



Shit!! I Look So Gay Lor...High Liao...With Sandy @ Thumper.

Tuesday, 29 August 2006

My Gay Dog

Just now we were watching the Channel U Show, "我叫金三顺" Then we realised...Magic loves this show too...keep on focusing on the Tv screen...especially that ZhenXian...At this point of time...I have finally clear my doubts...Magic IS GAY....Sigh...


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He stood there for awhile before...


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Smelling The Actor's Butt...


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After he realised we were laughing at him...he gey siao not interested and sit one side...but eyes still glued onto that guy...


I really think I should put on some porn for him...I wouldnt want him to turn gay anymore...Should make him a MAN!!!

Monday, 28 August 2006

Chaos @ Home

Just when i thought i can leave Magic home alone with the full run of the house...He proved me wrong again...Thought that he knows what to chew and what not to chew by now...Im wrong again...No...Maybe he knows what can be chewed and what not...But because i did not give him his usual breakfast...Or maybe because he is not getting any sex...Thats why he purposely chew on my floor mat...Maybe i should put on some pornographic material on Tv for him when im not around...so he wont start chewing...instead he'll sit down quietly and concentrate on watching the porn...Animal Sex?? Japanese AV?? hmmm...wonder what he likes... hehe...

Look at this...



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This is what he did to my floor mat..


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He and his innocent look...



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Finally he know he cant fake it anymore...


Made him stay that way for 15 mins...while i clear those mess...he was so scared...he peed himself...stupid boy...


Oh well...Blogger is giving me some problem...guess i stop here for now...

Good Night~~

Sunday, 27 August 2006

Another Mahjong week

Friday went to Wheellock Place after the 3rd Harbour Front Visit...window-shopped abit...After our coffee at The Coffee Bean...went home to get ready for The Game!! hehe...started around 9pm...Played all the way till 6.30am...4 rounds!! hehe...i was the sole winner for that night..shiok!! its not about the winning...its about the feel of playing 4 rounds!! hehehehe...

slept till 1 plus...then "nua" at home...till evening...went to meet Justin in town...finally got to see him since he entered BMT...sat down at Starbucks...saw the Singapore 1st certified guide dog...shit...i din manage to get her name...its a Yellow Lab...very obedient dog...Went up to them to ask to take a shot with them...






The owner gave me some simple pointers on how to make sure I have a dog that sure fire wont get into trouble...and the only way is...leash him always...how true it is....hehe...


Went to Wisma Foodcourt to have our dinner...ate a hell lot of stuff...after that...we went to Taka's Cold Storage, to look for the pop soda...really is pop soda...hehe...was supposed to play MJ again...but Jen wasnt feeling too well...so in the end cancelled...tried to find legs...all the way till 2.30am...in the end...gave up hope....did not do anything on Saturday night...was supposed to go for the 21km AHM...but cos my cough is still not fully recovered...so i missed this run...sigh...


Today, WE'RE PLAYING MJ AGAIN!!!! hehe...later at 4.30pm...we're gonna play...till night...but not too late though...cos tomorrow is a working day...and im cooking the Lor Fatty Pork tonight...Yummy!!!!

Saturday, 26 August 2006

Apologies

Sorry for the delay in updates...

went to collect my laptop on thursday evening...not without some hassle, miscommunication and stuff...reached there around 7 plus...done with the documentation...got my card...went over to the notebooks section...couldnt find Rayson (that irresponsible sales promoter who is just too eager to close a sale.)...

Josephine, this nice lady, guy....erm...butch...yah...she..he...argh!!! Okie Josephine helped me out...and explained to me...that there will be a 5% extra charges...and i was shocked...Rayson did not even tell me this lor...what the fuck!!?! At that point of time...i wasnt very happy...then i just said...if there is another 5% charge...then im not going to get it anymore...it sounds so gimmicky to me lor...and i totally hate gimmicks...so this nice Josephine went to check with her...him...(aiyah!!) supervisor...in the end came back and told me...its Rayson's fault for not mentioning the surcharge...hence they will waive it off...Thanks Josephine...

So collected the laptop...opened it...used it...nice!! soooo smooth...i thought everythings good now...but...but....why must i be the lucky one?!?!? of all sets...mine has to be the one with a faulty bluetooth toggle switch!!! sigh...found out only at night...past their working hours...so can only call the next day about my problem...
they asked me to bring it down...so i brought it down...something happened on the way...ill touch on this later...its another issue altogether...and of all times to be out of stock...just right they went out of stock at the same time...TAMADE!!! So now im stuck with a faulty Acerbelle...And i dunno whats her fate like...sigh...



Oh...about that incident...We were on our way towards Harbour Front in the MRT...dunno which station...this retard wearing AVI (Assumption Vocational Institute) school uniform eating a McChicken walking in...sitting directly opposite us...Siao...he totally dont care the restriction of food on board lor...sitting beside him was an Ang Mor...he asked the ang mor whether he wants to eat...Siao x 2...

Just before reaching Outram Park Station, this ah siao stood up and walked towards my direction...at first i thought he wanted to sit beside me...but you know what he did?? He fucking KICKED ME IN THE SHIN!!!!!! Then stared at me!!! CHEE BYE!!! I stared back at him...gave a stern but not so loud "An Zua" (What You Want in Hokkien) He kept quiet...but continued staring...this fucking pissed me off...i shouted the same words till the whole fucking carriage looked over this way...He kept quiet again...but still staring...This time round i was on the verge of explosion...wanted to stand up and fucking punch his face till i happy...but pulled back by her...at the same time...he shrunk and quickly whined a "sorry"...i sat down...and the fucked up part is...he alighted the train at Outram Park Station...outside the train...he gave fucking 鬼脸 lor!!! CHEE BYE!!!


I think something must be done to capture all this ah siaos...put them in on a island...no need too big...about the size of Bukit Panjang...cage them up...then let them do whatever they want..Let them have a taste of their own doings...hehe...then the ah siaos will become more siao...eventually they will recover...because negative & negative = positive...so siao & siao = normal...im such a genius...hehe...

Thursday, 24 August 2006

YES!!! SHE FINALLY CALLED!!

YEAH!!! she finally called...and i felt sooooooo excited when i received her call...and i thought im losing hope...i thought everything has come to a complete halt...and when i least expect it...she called...this is the conversation we had...



Me saw my phone ringing...and its her number...my heart starts to pound...Then i answered the phone...


Her: "Hi, May I speak to Mr Jeffrey??"

Me: "Yah, This is him..."

Her: "Mr Jeffrey, I am so glad to inform you that the machine is finally up again..."

Me: "Finally!! Thank You Very Much and sorry i have to keep calling and calling to check when will it be up..."

Her: "No problem Mr Jeffrey, you can come down to collect your laptop anytime today before 9pm."

Me: "I will!! Thank you!!"




Finally i can go collect my laptop today...hehe...will head down straight after work...then take lotsa photos for all to see...oh...and i've decided...im naming HER Acerbelle...sweet name ain't it...hehe...