Thursday, 17 April 2008

Why?

Why do the sun lighten our hair but darkens our skin?

Why women cant put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why dont you ever see headlines "Psychic wins lottery"

Why is "Abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "Practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavors, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of the day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those 2 damn mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why dont they make the whole plane out of that stuff!?

Why dont sheep shrink when it rains?


Why so many questions?

Wednesday, 16 April 2008

Marshmallow

Recently I see a number of marshmallow...Somebody wanna tell me why?? Talk about coincidence...








Lucky all of them are ladies...

Imagine a guy with a display name
"Im craving marshmallows..."
"PINK & PURPLE ONES!!!"


=.=


This is a cant sleep post...

Tuesday, 15 April 2008

Who Can Help My Trim My Beer Belly?

I remember posting this last year. Now Im the one getting it....I HATE BEER BELLY!!!


This picture was taken during Chinese New Year Period (After A Steamboat Buffet Session).

Although recently trim down ALOT on my stomach liao...but theres still a slight bulge...

PUI PUI PUI PUI PUI PUI PUI PUI~~!!!!!!!!



This Scanned Photo Was Taken 7-8 Years Back...Look At The Difference!!!

I DONT WANT BEER BELLY!!!

If this continue...think by 30...I cant see my...*Ahem*...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!


No beer for me anymore guys...


Liquor anyone?? Hehe...

Monday, 14 April 2008

Im Old?!!?!?

I think Im either old liao...If not..Is Im too stressed out...

I JUST PLUCKED A WHITE NOSE HAIR!!!!!


WHAT THE FUCK!!?!?!!?

Saturday, 12 April 2008

LTA Say What??


What Does It Mean??

Friday, 11 April 2008

Hungry Ghost Festival In Mid April??

We had a little (Or was it BIG??) cohesion cum bonding session. Buffet Dim Sum/Lunch @ Miramar Hotel...I tell you...My guys sure can eat!!! Made this lunch treat a very worth the money one...



1st few dishes.


All Cant Wait Liao...Once The Food Come...Within 10 seconds...Cleared...


The 1st Batch Comes In...


2nd Batch's 1st few dishes...


2nd Batch...


This is The 2nd Batch...Cleared...


Half Time Chicken Soup...


3rd Batch...Still Going Strong...Haha...


The Order List...


We're The Big Eaters!!!


Attached Is The Video Taken At The Restaurant.

Cost: $135 for 9 Pax

Estimated Numbers Ordered:

40+ Baskets Of Steamed Items

20 + Plates Of Fried Items

14 Bowls Of Soup & Porridge

4 Plates Of Large Portion Food (Shared)

18 Bowls Of Dessert (2 types of dessert each)


Worth It!!!!!!!

Friday, 4 April 2008

Scrabble Or Scramble


How To Read??

Thursday, 3 April 2008

Mid-week Special

Some of them like to go flying in mid-week...



Xiufang & Me


Yonghao, MH, Me


Jolene & Me


Xiufang & Me (Different Side)


Happy Man...


Yonghao & Me


Yonghao, Jolene, Me


Yonghao, Xiufang, Me


Somebody forgot to bring his gun home?? Search Mas Selamat search until here?? (Its a prop...)