Men does the weirdest stuff...

Heard a very funny story this morning on radio...

Theres a guy in Germany, Berlin...aged 43...had just been divorced and the wife wants half of what he owns...this guy...did something weird out of anger or whatever...i dunno...maybe to spite his ex-wife?? Guess what he did...

Well...he measured the length of the summer house they both owned together...its 8m long and 6 m wide...and then moved on to get a chainsaw out and cut the wooden summer house into half...

"The man said he was just taking his due..." said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased."

After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house where he has since been staying.

Alamak...what he want to do with half the house?? hehe...lucky they got no kid or pet..if not how?? jia lat...the man gonna split them up too??



Around the world...theres this survey done...

"What men most want to do on their 1st date?"

Reports shown...77% of men...wanna help her with her coat...see??
Men arent that bad eh?? hehe...abit weird though...


Whole Of last weekend was drinking...

Friday was at Toxxic with a whole bunch of friends...Jinglong finally has a girlfriend...congrats!!
Lets see who was there...

Johnson & Huiwen
Guorong & Amanda
Jinglong & Fanny
Junwei & Charmaine
Annhui & GF (sorry ah...dunno ur name...)
Ho Fai
Wong & Wife (Also dunno name...)



Sigh...among there...im the only single guy there (Ho fai is attached..Just that his gf is not around...)

I was drunk yet again...kaoz...


Saturday went in for lunch and then went for movie with Pauline...Sorry for making u wait from 5 to 7...hee...and sorry for being the cause of your heavy shopping...hehe...for those that haven watch "Music & Lyrics" yet...please go watch it...its very nice!! Very funny...and the song is good!!

After the show we went to have seafood at Jumbo Riverwalk...the crab is damn damn damn BIG!!!!!!! dinner ended...we went to Toxxic again...Vincent, Sini, Pauline & Me...I almost got drunk again...lucky i managed to compose myself...but somehow i still became lobster...




Sunday went to East Coast with Vincent & Sini...The food was really good...we had Wanton Mee, Sambal Sting Ray, Rojak, Garlic Butter Prawns & Cockles...everything is nice...except for the cockles...not clean...but overall not bad...

After dinner we went to Blue Blaze Pub for a little drink...yet again...3 of us...1 barrel...then we played Truth Or Dare...quite awkward i say...eventually we ended up asking all the sexual questions...some are quite sensitive...making everyone feel uncomfortable...so we stopped...played until 12 plus...then go home liao...

This week go where do what leh??

DYRWMTMO??

CNY Photos & Donald's 3rd Year Photo

Here are some photos taken from my sister's blog

Its taken from CNY & Donald's Birthday Gathering...

I din manage to take any photos cos i was busy playing MJ...hehe...



Its been so many years since we had a little family MJ...




We were so engrossed in the game...people have to come to our table to give out Ang Bao...haha...


We get very "serious"


Nah...We're still friendly!!


Octopus Mummy!!


Toria...Mummy's Lucky Charm...


Look how crazy this mummy can get when she just won 1 round...1 tai only somemore!! hehe!!


At Donald's Birthday Gathering...


This is my present for Donald...He kept asking me to help him set up the track...


Figuring out how to fix the whole thing...



Today dont know what happened...suddenly have a craving for hard boiled eggs with dark soy sauce...took out 5 eggs and cooked it...finished it all...well not all...left 1 egg yolk...gave it to Magic...he seemed to like it though...

Argh!! My house is still in a mess!!! Anyone got Monica's disease?? (Monica from FRIENDS) You can come have your little party in my house...Im more than welcome!!

Ok...tomorrow is Friday liao...hopefully things will turn out better...and please...cough please go away... =)


Why no one suggest name wan?? i know its a bit too late lah...but i can start to change into something now mah...suggestions please!!


Oh...Recently...Magic is sooooooo Manja...keep coming to me asking for a pat or sayang...if i ignore him...he'll whine...haha...so funny...


He will do this when he wants my attention...

Wikipedia

I was so bored...decided to surf around in Wikipedia...check out what my name meant...guess what...

Jeffrey: A British slang for £2,000...

Pang: A spasm of pain or distress

so in conclusion...Jeffrey Pang means £2,000 worth of pain and/or distress...


Watching FRIENDS always make my mood better..i never get sick of watching it over and over again...

I like the closeness they have and how they can joke about everything...make fun of each other...and they're just so funny!!!

oh...anyway...went back to visit my mum on sunday...everything went well...guess we could make it a monthly thing to go visit together!! a monthly family gathering!!! hee...

Saturday how?? whats the plan??



Oh...and i was thinking...after sooo long...then i realised...i shouldnt have put my real name in the blogging world...its too much privacy disclosed...I need a "Pen" name...suggestions please...

something thats suits me...like...Handsome Man?? Yan Dao?? Charmer?? Smooth Talker?? oh...i know i know...I can use this as my nick...

HandsomeYetHumbleFunnyYetEmpathaticSensitiveYetSensibleTotalSNAG...


A tad too long?? or just one word?? Will "Liar" do??

Weekday

Its wednesday today...mid week...its getting kinda sian...mood suddenly gone bad...


Forced to move on doesnt feel good...i really wanna stay...i wanna do more...but i know i cant...reality sure hurts...


tmd...i shouldnt have mixed the new clothes with the old ones in the washing machine...now i got gay briefs...



It was originally white....


Can someone be my mood lifter??

Dog Abuse 2

Just finished reading the news about the bite and the beating...the guy's fiance is the sister of the dog's owner....she was feeding the dog when he snapped...well...this is a dog's natural reaction...to protect his own food...especially when its not his owner...the owner should have trained the dog not to feel uncomfortable with people around when he's eating...this i say is the owner's fault...even so...Pam (Its his surname) shouldnt have taken things in his own hands...cant he tell his future brother in-law?? and since u know the dog has a tendency to snap (report stated that the husky has bitten the owner's mum before)...you shouldnt have gotten near it when he's eating what...

Saw the photo of the injured dog from the newspaper...he was casted...lying down...poor thing...

Pam was fined $3k as i've said earlier and he gotta pay $2400 in instalments for the medical expense...where got enough?!?!?!


This incident happened last year...i hope by now the husky (Chewie) has fully recovered...please dont snap again ok?? Owners...please train your dog to feel comfortable with people around when he's eating...it can be done wan...trust me...

Dog abuse..

Was listening to the radio station..heard about this bloody fucker who jailed for a week and fined $3k for beating up a dog..what the fuck!? He should be given the cane too!! Apparently, a Siberian Husky who was chained up bit the hand of this guy's girlfriend..and the next thing you know..he grabbed a bamboo pole and started hitting the dog..he hit the dog so hard..that husky suffered a broken paw and i think theres more injury than that..neighbours were already shouting for him to stop cos the dog was already yelping in pain..but he continued..you bloody fucker!! That dog doesnt even belong to you!! Knn..piece of crap!! How would you like it if you were being chained up..and a giant used a stick to break your leg..yes..no doubt it snapped..but it was only being defensive!! Oh..anyway..he's a sales manager..by the name Pam..what a name for a guy..he should be given some strokes for animal abuse!! He should pay for the medical fees of the dog..if the dog is crippled..he should pay for the lifetime expenses of the dog..how is that dog gonna work? How is he gonna guard the house? He needs to eat also you know..now he cant support his family anymore..all thanks to a guy who is in serious need of anger management..sigh..poor dog.. Oh..anyway..this is the first time i post blog using my mobile..hee..

Trust

Recently I have a "friend" whom i thought is a very true person...but it turned out things arent what I thought it is...I felt betrayed...


When i used to have a girlfriend...I wont go around telling people im single...I am never ashame of my relationship...its that little self-respect i have for myself and my partner...if not i totally dont deserve to be loved by my other half...what will others think if they found out the truth?? what will my partner think if she finds out the truth?? Im not saying i dont lie cos im afraid of being found out...im saying i dont lie bcos i think it totally unfair to her!!!

I do go get to know new girls and stuff...but the bottom line is i will still let the girl know that im attached...and the rest will fall in place...whether to know or not to know...not by telling EVERYONE that im single...and go play around like im more than available...limits must be set what...


Here we are hoping to have that special someone to spend time with...and be proud of it...there you are telling others you are single...what is the world coming to?? After this incident...im totally disappointed..not angry...just disappointed...why is there a need to lie about who you are?? Are you telling me that if you told us you are attached...we will look at you as if you are an alien?? No what!! It only show how much you treasure you relationship...you trade in your relationship for few nights of fun...is it really worth it?? arent you getting tired?? Frankly speaking..I am...



Trust me...this kinda thing is just a phase of life...everyone will experience it...and eventually get sick of it...but a good relationship is hard to come by...treasure your other half and dont hurt them...


For those that used to lie...I hope you've learnt your lesson...And try not to repeat this mistake again...Chinese theres a saying...

"己所不欲，勿施于人"

Remember this saying...

Update

What has been happening recently...hmmm...lets see...well...i've got a big news!! well...i did mention in my previous post...In case some of u dont remember...Vincent & Sini are getting married!!! well...not anytime soon...either end of year if not is next year liao...but Vincent is done with the proposal!!! And Sini agreed!!! hehe...Congrats To Vincent & Sini once again!!


Hmmm...What else is happening...nothing much...normal lor...these few days is so in love with the song "Linger" by The Cranberries...in case you're using Firefox...try switch back to IE and come back to this page...you'll hear this song in the background...


I wanna watch Ghostrider!!! Who wants to watch it with me!?!?!?!