Friday 21 December 2007

Foreign Talent Or Foreign Nuisance??

Almost got into a fight on Wednesday night with an Ang Mor at one of the pub...What happened was...this Ang Mor was playing pool with a local...when it was the local's turn to cue...he hit his own ball first (not his OWN balls...) and the ball went in..but at the same time causing one of the Ang Mor's ball to pocket too...For those of you that goes pub to play pool...you all should know...this is not a foul..but that Ang Mor insisted its a foul and grab the cue ball in hand...the local became unhappy...so played anyhow...after a few turns...I heard the Ang Mor raising his voice and ask the local "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU??"

WAH!! what the fuck are you leh!! knn...come to our country and ask us what the fuck are we leh!!! Nevermind...We kept quiet at 1st...and when in the end the local won...a few of us were clapping and cheering for that guy...the Ang Mor straight away stood up and looked at me asking why am I cheering for his winning...bla bla bla...so the commotion broke out...and he even dare to ask us out to settle outside...knn...ccb cb cb cb cb cb cb cb cb!!

If not for our friends and pub owners stopping us...i bet that stupid ang mor would have been taught a lesson...


Yes...they might be highly educated and they got the money to boost our economy...but they are also one of the main culprit of those unnecessary fights and molests and many many other crimes...


Look at this video...that ang mor even hit female!!! What can we do about it?? Its seriously becoming worse...latest one is the Navy Sailor hitting a Manager...Wah...they really think we Singaporeans are "What The Fuck Are You" ah??


“ 打你个小人头,
等你有气一直漏。
打你只小人手,
等你有手不中用。
打你只小人脚,
等你有脚没得跑.
打你的小人身,
痛苦悲哀跟一生.
打你张小人嘴,
每当口渴没有水。”

Wednesday 19 December 2007

Mouth Diarrhea And Its Way Of Life...

Have you ever encountered some people that just cant keep their lips together?? Its like they will get high when they vibrate that extremely short tonsils of theirs...something as simple as "I just got this thing done..." can turn into..."I got this thing done, and this thing happened, i replied that way, lucky I was around...if not that thing would happen...So in future this thing will not happen again cause I did that...yadda yadda yadda yadda...."

When you say something...He/she definitely will have some unnecessary comments...when i say unnecessary comments...its not like something of provocative nature...its something totally redundant..."Wow...they are selling golf clubs at 50% discount in the papers...(small talks)" (*note: group in conversation doesnt even play golf..the sentence was just a simple remark...) "Do you know that typically, a driver will go 20 yards or so farther than a 3-wood, which will go about 20 yards farther than a 5-wood. A 5-wood is roughly equivalent to a 2-iron in distance..." (*note: he/she doesnt play golf too...probably got this info from eavesdropping other people's conversation when he/she is drinking coffee from a cafe...)


When we talk about work..."You see that time...someone did it this way...remember?? He made it look successful...Just like what I did previously..." or worse...even "You see that time...someone did it this way...remember?? He totally screw up that whole thing...I saw even worse ones...like the other time...bla bla bla bla bla bla"



Sometimes I wonder...do they ever realize that they are not farting when they're awake?? The mouth is not stopping long enough for the pressure to build up...Are they so thick skulled to even notice that people are not interested to hear what he/she has to comment...Or even waste that energy to reply him/her...


I wonder what is the reason behind all this attention seeking moves...Or are they so accustomed to their self-indulgence of self-praises and know-it-all "wisdoms"..It has become their way of life...Empty barrels DO make the most noise!!



Motto Of “ 万事通 ” And “ 落粪嘴 ”

"To Irritate people to the point that people wont dare to irritate me."



Above words written in mandarin is
"Ban Si Tong" (Read In Hokkien) and "Lao Sai Chui" (Also In Hokkien)

Ban Si Tong: Know-it-all
Lao Sai Chui: Diarrhea Mouth

Thursday 13 December 2007

Festive Season

Its that time of the year again...Orchard Road filled with Christmas lightings...some of the houses are decorated with Xmas tree...the few age old Xmas carols remixed in ways more than both your fingers and toes can add up together...millions of people were saving up their leave just for this period where they can burn a big hole in their pocket buying gifts and celebrating...


I used to like this period of time...but somehow...it doesnt appeal to me anymore...can anyone tell me the reason why??


I think one of the reason is because there isnt a special someone for me to look forward to to spend this festive season with...No doubt I will definitely celebrate with my group of friends...but i guess it still make some difference when theres a special someone to spend it with...dont you agree with me?? =)



Oh well...Que Sara Sara~~




Jingle Bells~~Jingle Bells~~

Tuesday 11 December 2007

Back

Im back...after so long...recently alot of things happened...for those who know me will know what happened...it made me wonder what the heck was wrong...think its quite obvious...the past 7 months was a total screw up...now...going to an end for year 2007...2008 will be a new start...hopefully history will not repeat itself yet again...I will update soon...Take Care Everyone...Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!!